Tuesday, February 21, 2006

A Beginning



Welcome, my friends, welcome.

Sit down, make yourselves comfortable - for I am about to tell you a tale.

Or at least live one.

This is to be the chronicle. The scrapbook. The memoir. Within these electronic pages I will share my experiences (Do the Latin Americans have Wheel of Fortune?) , my thoughts (mmm...shoes with zippers...) and my mistakes ( of which I am sure there will be many)

For here it starts - the journey that I have been banging on about for nigh on 4 years is finally, blessedly, about to begin.

A plan, I hear you ask, do you have a plan, o ye of the intrepid adventuring?

The answer, dear friends, is "Sort of"

Within the next 18 months I will drop in on the good peoples of the following nations - Chile, Peru, Ecuador, Argentina, Brazil, Canadiaia, the United Kingdom, Italy, Greece and China.

The rest I leave in the hands of the deity of your choice.

And then home again, just like Lassie, having metaphorically saved Timmy from drowning in the Old Mine Shaft. To be a lawyer and quickly lose all that soulfulness that the travelling will have built up.

I will miss you all. Even those of you that I don't actually like. (Kidding!)

So viewers, stay tuned for the next exciting installment of The Unicycle Diaries

Rock and Roll.



Paddy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The party was good. There were hot guys (hey Mr. Tan Shirt, brother of someone Patty knows, ever been to Bareback Mountain?) and Patty is going away. Hurrah! Now hurry up and f*ck off Patty, we want hilarious stories.
p.s: Can you do monthly synopses for the time/care challenged people?
p.p.s We love you
p.p.p.s DONT PANIC